Perfect Whites

Five years and four dentists later, we finally found the one that doesn't give Chase paralyzing anxiety. Caroline, on the other hand, all but falls asleep in the dentist's chair . . .

I rewarded the kids after with McDonald's. Where Chase ate a double quarter pounder with cheese, an order of Pink Slime Nuggets, a large order of fries, an Oreo McFlurry and a soda. Just doing my part to support America's childhood obesity epidemic. I figure the occasional splurge on fast food is okay for a boy who plays both offensive and defensive positions at football for two hours at a time four times a week. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure this visit to said McDonald's with Caroline's boyfriend Blake (not kidding) gave me food poisoning that night. Not fun.